Kmart is a chain of stores that became an inside joke during Episode 254.

Beginnings Edit

DarkSakura reported that Kmart was not selling Blu-Ray players. Immediately after that, DarkSakura said, "Whatever, nobody really shops at Kmart." This eventually led to many jokes directed towards the chain.

Facts Edit

  • Like LARPing, shopping at Kmart is something not to admit to.
  • They haven't changed a thing since the 80s.
  • They still have automatic doors that are activated by stepping on a mat.
  • They carry the Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist.
  • They're not Wal-Mart.
  • They still sell "Rock us, Dukakis" shirts.
  • They break street dates.
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