Kmart

Kmart is a chain of stores that became an inside joke during Episode 254.

Beginnings
DarkSakura reported that Kmart was not selling Blu-Ray players. Immediately after that, DarkSakura said, "Whatever, nobody really shops at Kmart." This eventually led to many jokes directed towards the chain.

Facts

 * Like LARPing, shopping at Kmart is something not to admit to.
 * They haven't changed a thing since the 80s.
 * They still have automatic doors that are activated by stepping on a mat.
 * They carry the Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist.
 * They're not Wal-Mart.
 * They still sell "Rock us, Dukakis" shirts.
 * They break street dates.